What Next?

I think I started down dimentia road yesterday. I got up and got dressed as usual. Later, when I went to the bathroom, I almost wet myself when I couldn’t find the front door to my boxers. It was only with quick thinking that I was able to avert disaster by pulling the boxers down by the waist band. It took very little detective work to discover the boxers were on backwards. Can wearing my shirts inside out be far behind?