Catch!

Today I was finishing up with a customer at the cash register while my manager was on the other side of the department.  A customer approached him with a floor sample asking for a size 10.5.  From across the room he asked if I would help the customer.  I told him I would be right there.  I guess he was impatient because he said “here” and tossed the shoe across the room.  Well, I watched the shoe while it flew through the air and saw that it was going to land on a display table about three feet from me.  The shoe crashed onto the table and knocked several display shoes over.  I walked over and picked up the shoe and rearranged the display.  I said to him: “You know I’m gay.  What made you think I was going to catch that?”