One day at my retail gig there was a man looking at shoes. I noticed his fly was wide open and silky leopard print fabric was sticking out of the opening. I very discretely told the gentleman about his fly and walked away while he took care of his trousers. After he finished his shopping and brought me his purchases. I asked him about his line of work and he told me he was a lawyer. I told him that really surprised me. When he asked me why I was surprised, I told him that silky leopard underwear were meant to be seen so I assumed he was a stripper or perhaps a night club entertainer. He laughed and told me I was making him blush. I assured him that his complexion was dark enough that no one would notice. He came back to visit every couple of weeks and followed me to my new employer.