kerrylaughs

One day at my retail gig there was a man looking at shoes.  I noticed his fly was wide open and silky leopard print fabric was sticking out of the opening.  I very discretely told the gentleman about his fly and walked away while he took care of his trousers.  After he finished his shopping and brought me his purchases.  I asked him about his line of work and he told me he was a lawyer.  I told him that really surprised me.  When he asked me why I was surprised, I told him that silky leopard underwear were meant to be seen so I assumed he was a stripper or perhaps a night club entertainer.  He laughed and told me I was making him blush.  I assured him that his complexion was dark enough that no one would notice.  He came back to visit every couple of weeks and followed me to my new employer.