Marry Me

I had customer come in once that set off my gaydar at the highest intensity I have ever felt it.  The guy was a very masculine burly 6′ 6″ Paul Bunyan type.  Being a strong believer in customer service, I quickly asked if there was anything I could help him with.  He told me he was looking for a size 16 shoe. Regrettably, I told him our store only carries sizes up to 13.  As he was turning to leave in his continuing quest for monster shoes I told him: “For what it’s worth, if I weren’t happily married, I’d climb up there and propose to you”.