Nasty/Sexy Underwear

Yesterday I had a guy put a pair of nasty/sexy underwear on the counter and asked me if they were on sale.  I apologized telling him the underwear he selected was NEVER on sale because the guys who purchase it were actually having sex.  I explained that retailers know men will pay full price for a vehicle they believe leads to sex. I told him I was jealous and I would be willing to personally give him a 20% discount (I had a legitimate discount hidden away but, heck, why not take credit).  I asked him to think about me the next he did IT but then realized what I had said – I suggested he forget it.  I saw him often after that and he bought all his underwear from me. Even though I have reminded him I work in shoe, he said he considers me good luck.