I just returned from the store where I was buying a hair care product. I couldn’t find what I was looking for and ultimately ended up receiving assistance from three women. One of the women asked what I did for a living. I explained that I’m mostly retired but I still perform my stripping act a few times a year for my long term fans. The oldest and the boldest of the three women turned around and simply said: “Show us”. I really like that kind of confidence but regretfully I couldn’t agree. I explained that the City of Dallas has a public nudity ordinance that doesn’t allow nudity in grocery stores. The second reason, I explained, is a little trickier. When I first started out, the fact that my surname is Day made it a no brainer that I use “The Longest Day” as my stripper name. However, from the beginning, I always knew the name wouldn’t hold up to scrutiny so I had a custom prosthetic device made. Since I didn’t have my prosthetic device with me, I was unable to give them my best performance. I promised the next time I was shopping at the store and had my prosthetic device with me, I would look for them to give a courtesy performance in a private area. They agreed that was fair.