There used to be a woman I knew at my retail gig who was a “fragrance lady”. You know who I’m talking about – you walk into a department store and suddenly you have a card smelling like perfume in your hand. I saw this woman frequently and we would joke around with each other. We had become buddies. One day while we were on break she suggested that I come by her place after work. She thought we might have fun doing the horizontal mambo. She suggested she knew a couple of activities I was probably unaware of. While not the first time I have been offered this type of opportunity, it was certainly the first time I been made this offer in twenty years. Also, as buddies, I had given her information about me personally including about my marriage and husband. I was minimally flattered but not interested. I explained that at this point in my life, I had no interest in learning any new tricks. She told me, as if it would sweeten the deal, that she had some Viagra at here place. I looked at her and said that the two of us with Viagra would give me nothing but a headache. I plan on sticking to what I’m very, very, good at backed up by lots of experience. Ed and I have been together over 40 years and are happy with our life. This woman is no longer contracted at the gig I used to work at but her offer was a loser from the beginning.
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Heart breaker!
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If you’d like I’d be happy to see about introducing the two of you.
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