Tallywhackers was a new restaurant concept which opened in Dallas in 2015. This new concept restaurant was supposedly designed for women as an alternative to Hooters. In an ad, they claim they will be a chestaurant instead of a breastaurant (their creative terms, not mine). Despite the number of districts in Dallas that come to mind when you think of placing a restaurant for strong independent women, the owners of this establishment opened theirs in the middle of the gayborhood. Really?! Although this new concept only lasted about six months, the question was not whether this idea was more appealing to strong women or gay men, the question was whether this idea was really appealing to anyone at all. Before I ate there, I would have to know that they had an effective chest hairnet for waiters.