Once when I was heading back to work from a break I stopped to chat with a young woman in another department.  I don’t recall how the subject came up but we ended up talking about Magnums (condoms).  For those of you who may not be familiar with this product, it is a fairly well-known brand of condoms which are designed for men that have an extra-large organ.  I was telling her the only use I had for Magnums was as a bag to keep my sandwiches fresh (I cannot stress too strongly how important it is to use the unlubricated product).   They are particularly effective for fully loaded foot long hot dogs.  Do you remember when you were a child and you got frozen treats in a bag?  The top would be opened and you would squeeze from the bottom to get to the frozen taste treat.  You can do the same thing with a loaded foot long hot dog in a Magnum.  You start squeezing from the reservoir end and, as you eat the hot dog, you continue to squeeze from the bottom. My friend told me that her grandmother really enjoys Magnum Ice Cream which I had never heard of.  She said she and her brother once took their grandmother to the grocery store to pick up a few things and at some point her grandmother belted out “Where are the Magnums” to no one in particular.  My friend and her brother were embarrassed by the outburst but dutifully went to get some of these tasty treats for their grandmother.  While we were talking, an older woman came up who overheard part of the conversation.  All she heard was that the young woman’s grandmother liked Magnums.  She asked her what her grandmother was doing with “those” things.  As I walked away my friend was explaining her grandmother’s Magnums were ice cream treats.  Good times.

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