Kerry is a slightly demented old man who observes life in a quirky way. Having long ago lost his ability to filter his speech in any way, it's not uncommon for him to say things that are inappropriate. Unfortunately for those people who cross his path, Kerry is unable to allow strangers to pass without talking to them. While his comments don't surprise friends they can sometimes startle strangers. Fortunately, Kerry lives with the love of his life and straight laced husband of over 40 years, Ed. They live a surprisingly happy life together in Dallas, TX. All of the stories that are included here are actual occurrences. Because of Kerry's slight dementia and his love for double entendre/innuendo it can be assumed that a liberal dose of artistic license is included in his writings. The one exception are the stories that are in the category "Senior Stripper". The stripper in these stories is Kerry's alter ego, "The Longest Day", Kerry himself. Kerry and Ed met in the USAF and have been together ever since. The two of them have had a variety of careers and lived in a variety of places. They have a son and daughter-in-law in rural Indiana who they are very proud of and who complement their lives. One of the pleasures Ed and Kerry have pursued over the years has been travelling the world. They have visited multiple locations on six of the seven continents.
When I initially moved back to Dallas, I moved in with my Mom while looking for a new house. Now that Ed had his assignment to Dallas we knew we could put down roots. When Ed got to Dallas, it was actually a heady time. Ed and I had always lived together in very insular … More When Ed and I Got Together – Dallas (V)
I went to a hair salon for little old ladies when I decided I needed to color my gray hair. I had tried Just for Men and it gave me a hair color not found in nature. The salon was in the Preston Hollow area which is very affluent. The salon had been in operation … More Little Old Ladies and Me
In 2011, Ed had the first of two hips replaced. He was in a lot of pain and was really happy when he found out he was a good candidate for surgery. Two weeks before the surgery, the hospital held a class for knee/hip replacement patients and spouses to explain the procedures and let us … More Hip, Hip, Hooray
Ed and I traveled to the San Antonio Riverwalk with friends for a weekend break. While there, we had drinks with our friends and a couple of total strangers. All six of us were having a nice time in our hotel lounge when one of the strangers asked a question that shocked me to my … More Just For Men
I got to England before Ed and quickly set up housekeeping in a great 17th century semi-detached cottage (two story row house that is only attached to other houses on one side). The house was made out of flint and my landlady had maintained it in its original condition. Ed and John came to England … More When Ed and I Got Together – England (IV)
Not long ago I had a semiannual health check at the VA. Unlike the press and a lot of people I have talked to, I love the VA. I was in the waiting room when I was called to see my doctor. I was escorted to the exam room and introduced to a young woman … More Spread ’em
My most embarrassing stripper performance occurred when I was on tour to Longview, TX. I was dancing at the renowned gay club – the Rainbow Romper Room. I had arrived a day earlier because I was going to use a pole as part of my performance for the first time. I was really excited about … More My Life as a Male Stripper (4)
Before Christmas, I was on restricted duty while at work because of recent surgery. This was kind of a challenge because there aren’t many jobs that don’t require standing and walking. On a Saturday, they put me near one of the main entrances to greet people (kind of like the old Wal-Mart greeters). Since every … More Welcome
Awhile back (Southern talk) I had a quadruple bypass. That’s the surgery where they roto-rooter your arteries to clear blockages. By the time it’s all over, they’ve opened up your rib cage with a bone saw and closed it again with wire. Not only does it leave a “zipper” scar on your chest that is … More Privacy Please
After my first ambulance ride and my arrival at the hospital, I found there was more to settling in than simply getting a bed and starting the pain medications. The paramedics pushed me into the entrance hall and told me someone would be with me shortly. In the excitement of my accident I realized I … More Hospital Strippin’
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