Kerry is a slightly demented old man who observes life in a quirky way. Having long ago lost his ability to filter his speech in any way, it's not uncommon for him to say things that are inappropriate. Unfortunately for those people who cross his path, Kerry is unable to allow strangers to pass without talking to them. While his comments don't surprise friends they can sometimes startle strangers. Fortunately, Kerry lives with the love of his life and straight laced husband of over 40 years, Ed. They live a surprisingly happy life together in Dallas, TX. All of the stories that are included here are actual occurrences. Because of Kerry's slight dementia and his love for double entendre/innuendo it can be assumed that a liberal dose of artistic license is included in his writings. The one exception are the stories that are in the category "Senior Stripper". The stripper in these stories is Kerry's alter ego, "The Longest Day", Kerry himself. Kerry and Ed met in the USAF and have been together ever since. The two of them have had a variety of careers and lived in a variety of places. They have a son and daughter-in-law in rural Indiana who they are very proud of and who complement their lives. One of the pleasures Ed and Kerry have pursued over the years has been travelling the world. They have visited multiple locations on six of the seven continents.
In September, I took a really bad tumble in a stock room. Although I didn’t know it at the time, it turned out that I had broken my hip in three places. At first, I stubbornly refused to believe that I had seriously hurt myself and kept trying to pull myself up with the assistance … More Paramedics Rule
Once when shopping at Home Depot, I saw a leather tool belt. It was nice looking but a little expensive. A couple of the employees said the belt wasn’t moving because of the price. I suggested the problem was not so much the price as the marketing technique. Since most of the people who buy … More Tool Belt Multitasking
I spent time at my family home on my way to Germany but was anxious to get to my next adventure. I was completely surprised so see Ed at the Frankfurt Airport greet me on my arrival. He drove me to the my new home at Spangdahlem AB which was about an hour and a … More When Ed and I Got Together – Germany (Part III)
The night of my stripping debut finally came (actually it was 1:30 in the afternoon (you have to work your way up to a spot on the night shift). The electricity in the air was palpable which was a rare afternoon occurrence the Dallas Greyhound Bus Cocktail Lounge. I was feeling a combination of adrenaline, … More My Life as a Male Stripper (3)
One of the nicknames several people have for me is “The Pink Kitty”. One morning I was talking to several ladies in the cosmetics department who are all morning people which I most genuinely am not. The ladies were giving me all the reasons they thought I should join them in being an early riser. … More Pink Kitty
I finally got to Korat AB, Thailand after two days of traveling. It was kind of a miserable trip because of an airline strike which meant an additional two days in San Francisco while the military looked for alternative transportation for the hundreds, maybe even thousands, of military members and their families whose commercial reservations … More When Ed and I Got Together – Thailand (Part II)
My Mom had a wonderful, mischievous sense of humor. When the two of us teamed up, it could get a little scary. When I got out of the Air Force to move to Dallas, I temporarily moved in with my Mom in Grapevine (suburban Dallas) while looking for a house. My little sister was a … More Gladys
The first step in my reinvention needed to be my “nom de plume”. Using my last name of Day, after a lot of thoughts and a couple of focus groups with friends and fellow professionals, I decided to use the stage name of “The Longest Day”. Of course the name was not about to stand … More My Life As a Male Stripper (2)
Over the next few weeks I’m going write about how Ed and I got together. For many of you it will probably be too long to read but for me, it was the most important journey in my life and one that God had a hand in. It spans three continents and four countries. Ed … More When Ed and I Got Together – San Antonio (Part I)
When I was preparing to leave the Air Force I was concerned about what I was going to do for a living. My husband and I had been living in Europe for seven years and felt it was time to come home. It shouldn’t be a surprise to you that in 1981, Ed and I … More My Life as A Male Stripper (1)
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