My most embarrassing stripper performance occurred when I was on tour to Longview, TX. I was dancing at the renowned gay club – the Rainbow Romper Room. I had arrived a day earlier because I was going to use a pole as part of my performance for the first time. I was really excited about … More My Life as a Male Stripper (4)
Before Christmas, I was on restricted duty while at work because of recent surgery. This was kind of a challenge because there aren’t many jobs that don’t require standing and walking. On a Saturday, they put me near one of the main entrances to greet people (kind of like the old Wal-Mart greeters). Since every … More Welcome
Awhile back (Southern talk) I had a quadruple bypass. That’s the surgery where they roto-rooter your arteries to clear blockages. By the time it’s all over, they’ve opened up your rib cage with a bone saw and closed it again with wire. Not only does it leave a “zipper” scar on your chest that is … More Privacy Please
After my first ambulance ride and my arrival at the hospital, I found there was more to settling in than simply getting a bed and starting the pain medications. The paramedics pushed me into the entrance hall and told me someone would be with me shortly. In the excitement of my accident I realized I … More Hospital Strippin’
In September, I took a really bad tumble in a stock room. Although I didn’t know it at the time, it turned out that I had broken my hip in three places. At first, I stubbornly refused to believe that I had seriously hurt myself and kept trying to pull myself up with the assistance … More Paramedics Rule
Once when shopping at Home Depot, I saw a leather tool belt. It was nice looking but a little expensive. A couple of the employees said the belt wasn’t moving because of the price. I suggested the problem was not so much the price as the marketing technique. Since most of the people who buy … More Tool Belt Multitasking
The night of my stripping debut finally came (actually it was 1:30 in the afternoon (you have to work your way up to a spot on the night shift). The electricity in the air was palpable which was a rare afternoon occurrence the Dallas Greyhound Bus Cocktail Lounge. I was feeling a combination of adrenaline, … More My Life as a Male Stripper (3)
One of the nicknames several people have for me is “The Pink Kitty”. One morning I was talking to several ladies in the cosmetics department who are all morning people which I most genuinely am not. The ladies were giving me all the reasons they thought I should join them in being an early riser. … More Pink Kitty
My Mom had a wonderful, mischievous sense of humor. When the two of us teamed up, it could get a little scary. When I got out of the Air Force to move to Dallas, I temporarily moved in with my Mom in Grapevine (suburban Dallas) while looking for a house. My little sister was a … More Gladys
The first step in my reinvention needed to be my “nom de plume”. Using my last name of Day, after a lot of thoughts and a couple of focus groups with friends and fellow professionals, I decided to use the stage name of “The Longest Day”. Of course the name was not about to stand … More My Life As a Male Stripper (2)
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