Kerry is a slightly demented old man who observes life in a quirky way. Having long ago lost his ability to filter his speech in any way, it's not uncommon for him to say things that are inappropriate. Unfortunately for those people who cross his path, Kerry is unable to allow strangers to pass without talking to them. While his comments don't surprise friends they can sometimes startle strangers. Fortunately, Kerry lives with the love of his life and straight laced husband of over 40 years, Ed. They live a surprisingly happy life together in Dallas, TX. All of the stories that are included here are actual occurrences. Because of Kerry's slight dementia and his love for double entendre/innuendo it can be assumed that a liberal dose of artistic license is included in his writings. The one exception are the stories that are in the category "Senior Stripper". The stripper in these stories is Kerry's alter ego, "The Longest Day", Kerry himself. Kerry and Ed met in the USAF and have been together ever since. The two of them have had a variety of careers and lived in a variety of places. They have a son and daughter-in-law in rural Indiana who they are very proud of and who complement their lives. One of the pleasures Ed and Kerry have pursued over the years has been travelling the world. They have visited multiple locations on six of the seven continents.
About 15 years ago I was asked to perform at a private poolside party. As I’m sure you’ve seen on earlier posts, I’m no stranger to private party performances. I’m always looking for new venues for my act so I eagerly jumped at the chance to build a show around water. In preparation for the … More My Life as a Male Stripper (7)
Ed and I are rapidly approaching our 15th wedding anniversary. Ed and I lived in sin for the first 28 years. We took advantage of getting married as soon as it became available. Although joined at the hip during the day, when we go to sleep at night we are very different people. Ed is … More Checking Vitals
One day at my retail gig there was a man looking at shoes. I noticed his fly was wide open and silky leopard print fabric was sticking out of the opening. I very discretely told the gentleman about his fly and walked away while he took care of his trousers. After he finished his shopping … More Big Cats
I inherited a bad heart from my Dad. My first indication I had heart issues came about because, despite the fact I’ve always loved to walk, suddenly I had to stop walking after short distances to catch my breath. Because of my Dad’s history, I went to the doctor on several occasions. Physically I am … More Code Blue
One of the reasons I loved my Air Force assignment in England was because my home was a wonderful place. I was very happy in this house and was sad when I had to leave it. The house was located two houses away from the town center. The town center was marked by a roundabout … More Ghost Story
When I lived in England I attended antique auctions from time to time. At one of these auctions, there was a 19th century wheel chair that came up for sale (in much better shape than the one pictured). It was cooler than it sounds. It was a straight back large oak chair on wheels. The … More Good Buy
My Mom gave my two sisters and me advice on wearing white clothing – especially trousers. She told us when we were shopping that we should always put our hand inside white clothing – if you could see your hand – the garment is too transparent and your modesty could be compromised. Today I saw … More Hide Your Thong
A woman once came walking through the shoe department with her boyfriend (or whatever); She was wearing a black combination bustier and corset (I had to actually do research on Google last night to identify the garment). Her ample bosoms appeared ready to break free from their restraints with each step like Betty Boop. Her … More The Things You See
On days that I worked, Ed prepared and packed a lunch for me before I got up in the morning. He wants to make sure I eat healthy (have I mentioned I am spoiled). As a result, I usually ate in the employee break room dominated by a large TV usually tuned to shows that … More Open the Barn
A few years ago, Ed and I were on a shipwreck in the Bermuda triangle! It was really more of a shipbump but it was a nautical accident none the less. Apparently, our cruise ship had a problem with the steering mechanism which caused us to run aground on a rocky outcropping. Bermuda is surrounded … More Shipwreck in Bermuda Triangle
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