One day I was assigned duties as store greeter for our main entrance because of being on restricted duty and not being able to stay on my feet. I found myself in new territory since all of this floor is women’s wear. All of my work is normally in the Men’s department which is located … More Brassieres
Ed & I love cruises. They have become our favorite way to travel because of the superb entertainment, the hotel that travels with you and the opportunities to meet new and interesting people. A few years ago we took a cruise from Rio to Buenos Aires. On our last day in Buenos Aires we went … More Shall We Dance?
As I’m getting older, I’m finding that my workout routine is more difficult to accomplish than it used to be. As a result, I’ve tried to come up with a new regimen. Considering different ways to get essental aerobic exercises, I realized I was overlooking an instinctive male activity – masterbation. This is a skill … More Aerobics for the Aging Male
There is a little pond across the street from where we live. I just shared with husband that, upon my demise, I would like a Viking funeral on that pond. It would be a simple process where friends and family could meet at the side of the pond where I am ready for the journey, … More Viking Farewell
For some unknown reason I am attracted to pink flamingos. My first experience with the lanky birds was years ago when Ed and I had a pool built. While at a landscaping business buying plants to complement the pool, I spied a stack of plastic flamingos on display. Over Ed’s sound reasoning I bought a … More Sarcasm gone Wrong
When I first started working in retail, I would sometimes help out in Women’s Shoes. Their customers are a tough crowd and far different than they’re male counterparts. One of the times I was helping out, an attractive middle age lady came in and made her shoe selections. I came back with the shoes requested … More Trip to Brazil
One day at my retail gig I was providing over the top customer service to a gay couple who were in to buy some new shoes. We were having a good time discussing common acquaintances and businesses. An associate came by (let’s call him Larry) to give me some information and moved on. Larry is … More Beef Sandwich
I’m a hat guy. I don’t leave the house without wearing a hat and like being the only guy in the room with a fedora on my head. Ed is a baseball cap kind of guy and he looks great but there is no comparison between a baseball cap and a proper hat. About 10 … More Cat in the Hat
I had a couple of young guys shopping with me once and we were enjoying each other’s company. Sometimes customers think some of the things I say are funny but these guys were laughing their heads off. They selected their purchases so we went to the payment stand. I’m a realist and know that I … More K-Dog on Patrol
I don’t mean to pick on one of my college buddies but when in school I used to hang out with Valerie Bernard, Monica Stunkard and Jesse Barnes. The four of us spent hours and hours playing cards and visiting. Monica and Valerie were kind enough to usually host our little group. Once when I … More Clean the Pipes
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