Tallywhackers

Tallywhackers was a new restaurant concept which opened in Dallas in 2015.  This new concept restaurant was supposedly designed for women as an alternative to Hooters.  In an ad, they claim they will be a chestaurant instead of a breastaurant (their creative terms, not mine).  Despite the number of districts in Dallas that come to … More Tallywhackers

Commando

A woman at work recently complained that her boyfriend goes commando under his basketball shorts. She said his manhood flops around like an eel out of water.  She said it kind of embarrasses her and he doesn’t know how it looks.  I stopped her there and told her: “Of course he knows how it looks, … More Commando

Marry Me

I had customer come in once that set off my gaydar at the highest intensity I have ever felt it.  The guy was a very masculine burly 6′ 6″ Paul Bunyan type.  Being a strong believer in customer service, I quickly asked if there was anything I could help him with.  He told me he … More Marry Me

Nasty/Sexy Underwear

Yesterday I had a guy put a pair of nasty/sexy underwear on the counter and asked me if they were on sale.  I apologized telling him the underwear he selected was NEVER on sale because the guys who purchase it were actually having sex.  I explained that retailers know men will pay full price for … More Nasty/Sexy Underwear

Too Big

Because I have a tendency to share how I feel without the benefit of a filter, I sometimes unintentionally embarrass people.  Some time ago, my retail boss decided he was going to turn the tables on me.  There is one brand of underwear that sells men’s jock straps as underwear.  Using advanced scientific knowledge and … More Too Big

Just For Men

Ed and I traveled to the San Antonio Riverwalk with friends for a weekend break.  While there, we had drinks with our friends and a couple of total strangers.  All six of us were having a nice time in our hotel lounge when one of the strangers asked a question that shocked me to my … More Just For Men

Tool Belt Multitasking

Once when shopping at Home Depot, I saw a leather tool belt.  It was nice looking but a little expensive.  A couple of the employees said the belt wasn’t moving because of the price.  I suggested the problem was not so much the price as the marketing technique. Since most of the people who buy … More Tool Belt Multitasking