Kerry is a slightly demented old man who observes life in a quirky way. Having long ago lost his ability to filter his speech in any way, it's not uncommon for him to say things that are inappropriate. Unfortunately for those people who cross his path, Kerry is unable to allow strangers to pass without talking to them. While his comments don't surprise friends they can sometimes startle strangers. Fortunately, Kerry lives with the love of his life and straight laced husband of over 40 years, Ed. They live a surprisingly happy life together in Dallas, TX. All of the stories that are included here are actual occurrences. Because of Kerry's slight dementia and his love for double entendre/innuendo it can be assumed that a liberal dose of artistic license is included in his writings. The one exception are the stories that are in the category "Senior Stripper". The stripper in these stories is Kerry's alter ego, "The Longest Day", Kerry himself. Kerry and Ed met in the USAF and have been together ever since. The two of them have had a variety of careers and lived in a variety of places. They have a son and daughter-in-law in rural Indiana who they are very proud of and who complement their lives. One of the pleasures Ed and Kerry have pursued over the years has been travelling the world. They have visited multiple locations on six of the seven continents.
When I was a young pup my parents moved to a small town in Oklahoma where my dad had been recruited for a new job. Our first apartment was a block away from the only highway through town. I was a happy and precocious child who had great “Houdini” skills. My parents tried to contain … More Don’t Fence Me In
Last week at my retail gig I had a customer come in with her two teenage children. The kids were a handful and not showing the lady a lot of respect. Because she was having a bad day I treated her with extra respect and kept her laughing. When we got to the counter, I … More Proposal
Ed and I have had wanderlust that has taken us all over the world. Our first seven years we lived in Europe which gave us frequent opportunities for travel. Initially living in Germany, our travel was by car. We explored Germany, the Benelux countries, France and Spain by spending our vacations on the road. When … More Across the English Channel
I had a customer one day who entered the department looking like a shiny red apple. He was a middle aged man who came in with his wife wearing red basketball shorts and a matching red tee shirt. I complimented the guy on his look and he thanked me telling me his wife didn’t like … More Red Basketball Shorts
Many of my fans have asked me about the behind the scenes preparation of a successful stripper. They want to know if preparation is as glamorous as the performances themselves. I thought that I would give a tour (so to speak) on behind the scene preparations for the performances I give. Some of my prep … More My Life as a Male Stripper (8)
One of my early training schools was held in Tulsa, OK. I had gone to high school and college while living in Tulsa so I wanted a car to visit old friends while in training. I drove from Dallas to Tulsa arriving at the Residence Inn after 10:00 at night. I went to the front … More Roommate Wanted
Years ago when Ed and I lived in England we took a British Package Tour to Athens and Istanbul. While Athens is a wonderful tourist city and we had a great time there, this story is about our adventures in Istanbul. Our flight from Athens to Istanbul was a very short one on Turkish Airways … More Turkish Tipping
One thing that is almost always true is that men and women with multiple tattoos are exhibitionists. Combine that with men who spend most of their free time in a gym making their bodies as perfect as possible, you can be guaranteed they are exhibitionists. I have tested this theory several times and have never … More Show Me Tattoos
Ed and I have gone on a number of cruises over the years; however, all but two of these cruises were “gay” which are very different from “straight” cruises in terms of demographics. Probably the biggest demographic difference is age. The median age on gay cruises we’ve been on seems to be 40 to 45 … More Elastic Waist Bands
When I first started in retail, I felt like an elder statesman. As you might guess, I was one of the older employees in the store. I felt like a dispenser of wisdom because younger employees were always coming over to talk to me. I thought they were seeking my sage advice based on years … More Statesman
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