Two Peas in a Pod

When Ed and I got together in Germany, we rented a two bedroom apartment in a very quaint small village named Kyllburg.  The base where we worked had a shortage of housing for single officers so it was no problem getting permission to live off base.  With permission to live off base came access to … More Two Peas in a Pod

Psychosis

Because my sanity is often in question, I believe I’m a pretty good judge of how crazy other people are.  I had an incident several years ago where I found I still had a lot to learn about levels of mental health.  When traveling alone on business I didn’t like to eat in nice restaurants … More Psychosis

Mister Inappropriate

Ed and I went on a Danube River Cruise several years ago.  The day before the cruise started we met three other couples at the hotel suggested by the cruise line.  We immediately bonded and the eight of us socialized and stuck together for the next week.  At the end of the week, the most … More Mister Inappropriate

Tallywhackers

Tallywhackers was a new restaurant concept which opened in Dallas in 2015.  This new concept restaurant was supposedly designed for women as an alternative to Hooters.  In an ad, they claim they will be a chestaurant instead of a breastaurant (their creative terms, not mine).  Despite the number of districts in Dallas that come to … More Tallywhackers

Commando

A woman at work recently complained that her boyfriend goes commando under his basketball shorts. She said his manhood flops around like an eel out of water.  She said it kind of embarrasses her and he doesn’t know how it looks.  I stopped her there and told her: “Of course he knows how it looks, … More Commando

I’m Not Orville

On several occasions I have been mistaken for Orville Redenbacher.  If I had been given the opportunity to select my doppelganger, I know Orville would not have made the list.  However, it is what it is, and I accept that I have aged into some of his characteristics.  Like Orville, I wear horned rim glasses, … More I’m Not Orville

Third Nipple

After having quad bypass surgery and then a heart attack, I had a battery operated device installed in my upper chest.  I am really a happy and positive person who has a tendency not to worry about things that haven’t happened yet.  The morning I had to check into the hospital, I was in a … More Third Nipple

Marry Me

I had customer come in once that set off my gaydar at the highest intensity I have ever felt it.  The guy was a very masculine burly 6′ 6″ Paul Bunyan type.  Being a strong believer in customer service, I quickly asked if there was anything I could help him with.  He told me he … More Marry Me