I inherited a bad heart from my Dad. My first indication I had heart issues came about because, despite the fact I’ve always loved to walk, suddenly I had to stop walking after short distances to catch my breath. Because of my Dad’s history, I went to the doctor on several occasions. Physically I am … More Code Blue
When Ed and I got together in Germany, we rented a two bedroom apartment in a very quaint small village named Kyllburg. The base where we worked had a shortage of housing for single officers so it was no problem getting permission to live off base. With permission to live off base came access to … More Two Peas in a Pod
Ed and I went on a Danube River Cruise several years ago. The day before the cruise started we met three other couples at the hotel suggested by the cruise line. We immediately bonded and the eight of us socialized and stuck together for the next week. At the end of the week, the most … More Mister Inappropriate
Tallywhackers was a new restaurant concept which opened in Dallas in 2015. This new concept restaurant was supposedly designed for women as an alternative to Hooters. In an ad, they claim they will be a chestaurant instead of a breastaurant (their creative terms, not mine). Despite the number of districts in Dallas that come to … More Tallywhackers
A woman at work recently complained that her boyfriend goes commando under his basketball shorts. She said his manhood flops around like an eel out of water. She said it kind of embarrasses her and he doesn’t know how it looks. I stopped her there and told her: “Of course he knows how it looks, … More Commando
I had customer come in once that set off my gaydar at the highest intensity I have ever felt it. The guy was a very masculine burly 6′ 6″ Paul Bunyan type. Being a strong believer in customer service, I quickly asked if there was anything I could help him with. He told me he … More Marry Me
Yesterday I had a guy put a pair of nasty/sexy underwear on the counter and asked me if they were on sale. I apologized telling him the underwear he selected was NEVER on sale because the guys who purchase it were actually having sex. I explained that retailers know men will pay full price for … More Nasty/Sexy Underwear
A couple of decades ago I was in Manhattan on business. One day I finished my appointments by midafternoon and found myself near a Greenwich Village. I went in to have a quick drink before heading to my hotel. The bar was almost deserted and I watched a game show on TV while nursing my … More Flattery?
There used to be a woman I knew at my retail gig who was a “fragrance lady”. You know who I’m talking about – you walk into a department store and suddenly you have a card smelling like perfume in your hand. I saw this woman frequently and we would joke around with each other. … More Horizontal Mambo
For those of you that don’t know, gaydar is a real talent which gives a person the innate ability to be able to tell if a man is gay at a glance. Because of my advanced age, my gaydar is finely tuned and very rarely wrong. I have tried to use this talent for good … More Gaydar
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