One day at my retail gig there was a man looking at shoes. I noticed his fly was wide open and silky leopard print fabric was sticking out of the opening. I very discretely told the gentleman about his fly and walked away while he took care of his trousers. After he finished his shopping … More Big Cats
I inherited a bad heart from my Dad. My first indication I had heart issues came about because, despite the fact I’ve always loved to walk, suddenly I had to stop walking after short distances to catch my breath. Because of my Dad’s history, I went to the doctor on several occasions. Physically I am … More Code Blue
One of the reasons I loved my Air Force assignment in England was because my home was a wonderful place. I was very happy in this house and was sad when I had to leave it. The house was located two houses away from the town center. The town center was marked by a roundabout … More Ghost Story
When I lived in England I attended antique auctions from time to time. At one of these auctions, there was a 19th century wheel chair that came up for sale (in much better shape than the one pictured). It was cooler than it sounds. It was a straight back large oak chair on wheels. The … More Good Buy
My Mom gave my two sisters and me advice on wearing white clothing – especially trousers. She told us when we were shopping that we should always put our hand inside white clothing – if you could see your hand – the garment is too transparent and your modesty could be compromised. Today I saw … More Hide Your Thong
A woman once came walking through the shoe department with her boyfriend (or whatever); She was wearing a black combination bustier and corset (I had to actually do research on Google last night to identify the garment). Her ample bosoms appeared ready to break free from their restraints with each step like Betty Boop. Her … More The Things You See
On days that I worked, Ed prepared and packed a lunch for me before I got up in the morning. He wants to make sure I eat healthy (have I mentioned I am spoiled). As a result, I usually ate in the employee break room dominated by a large TV usually tuned to shows that … More Open the Barn
A few years ago, Ed and I were on a shipwreck in the Bermuda triangle! It was really more of a shipbump but it was a nautical accident none the less. Apparently, our cruise ship had a problem with the steering mechanism which caused us to run aground on a rocky outcropping. Bermuda is surrounded … More Shipwreck in Bermuda Triangle
My primary moniker at my retail gig was the old guy with the bow tie. The reason behind this nickname was an effort on my part to make it easier for customers to be able to distinguish me from the other old white guy I worked with. Although we looked nothing alike we were constantly … More Old Guy with the Bow Tie
When Ed and I got together in Germany, we rented a two bedroom apartment in a very quaint small village named Kyllburg. The base where we worked had a shortage of housing for single officers so it was no problem getting permission to live off base. With permission to live off base came access to … More Two Peas in a Pod
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