My Mom gave my two sisters and me advice on wearing white clothing – especially trousers. She told us when we were shopping that we should always put our hand inside white clothing – if you could see your hand – the garment is too transparent and your modesty could be compromised. Today I saw … More Hide Your Thong
A woman once came walking through the shoe department with her boyfriend (or whatever); She was wearing a black combination bustier and corset (I had to actually do research on Google last night to identify the garment). Her ample bosoms appeared ready to break free from their restraints with each step like Betty Boop. Her … More The Things You See
On days that I worked, Ed prepared and packed a lunch for me before I got up in the morning. He wants to make sure I eat healthy (have I mentioned I am spoiled). As a result, I usually ate in the employee break room dominated by a large TV usually tuned to shows that … More Open the Barn
My primary moniker at my retail gig was the old guy with the bow tie. The reason behind this nickname was an effort on my part to make it easier for customers to be able to distinguish me from the other old white guy I worked with. Although we looked nothing alike we were constantly … More Old Guy with the Bow Tie
Yesterday I had a guy put a pair of nasty/sexy underwear on the counter and asked me if they were on sale. I apologized telling him the underwear he selected was NEVER on sale because the guys who purchase it were actually having sex. I explained that retailers know men will pay full price for … More Nasty/Sexy Underwear
Because I have a tendency to share how I feel without the benefit of a filter, I sometimes unintentionally embarrass people. Some time ago, my retail boss decided he was going to turn the tables on me. There is one brand of underwear that sells men’s jock straps as underwear. Using advanced scientific knowledge and … More Too Big
There used to be a woman I knew at my retail gig who was a “fragrance lady”. You know who I’m talking about – you walk into a department store and suddenly you have a card smelling like perfume in your hand. I saw this woman frequently and we would joke around with each other. … More Horizontal Mambo
Today I was finishing up with a customer at the cash register while my manager was on the other side of the department. A customer approached him with a floor sample asking for a size 10.5. From across the room he asked if I would help the customer. I told him I would be right … More Catch!
Before Christmas, I was on restricted duty while at work because of recent surgery. This was kind of a challenge because there aren’t many jobs that don’t require standing and walking. On a Saturday, they put me near one of the main entrances to greet people (kind of like the old Wal-Mart greeters). Since every … More Welcome
After my first ambulance ride and my arrival at the hospital, I found there was more to settling in than simply getting a bed and starting the pain medications. The paramedics pushed me into the entrance hall and told me someone would be with me shortly. In the excitement of my accident I realized I … More Hospital Strippin’
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