Kerry is a slightly demented old man who observes life in a quirky way. Having long ago lost his ability to filter his speech in any way, it's not uncommon for him to say things that are inappropriate. Unfortunately for those people who cross his path, Kerry is unable to allow strangers to pass without talking to them. While his comments don't surprise friends they can sometimes startle strangers. Fortunately, Kerry lives with the love of his life and straight laced husband of over 40 years, Ed. They live a surprisingly happy life together in Dallas, TX. All of the stories that are included here are actual occurrences. Because of Kerry's slight dementia and his love for double entendre/innuendo it can be assumed that a liberal dose of artistic license is included in his writings. The one exception are the stories that are in the category "Senior Stripper". The stripper in these stories is Kerry's alter ego, "The Longest Day", Kerry himself. Kerry and Ed met in the USAF and have been together ever since. The two of them have had a variety of careers and lived in a variety of places. They have a son and daughter-in-law in rural Indiana who they are very proud of and who complement their lives. One of the pleasures Ed and Kerry have pursued over the years has been travelling the world. They have visited multiple locations on six of the seven continents.
My high school graduation nearly 50 years ago has been generating flashbacks of experiences at Bishop Kelly High School as well as Tulsa, OK. Two of my best friends in high school were Chris Milberger and Chris Bernard. I remember one summer the two Chris’s and I we’re hanging out together and ended up downtown. … More High School Sex Education
During the summer I purchased a new pair of shoes in my favorite brand that just happened to be orange. One day I wore those orange shoes with a navy blue suit, an orange patterned dress shirt and a very bright matching Ted Baker bow tie. I’m not being boastful because I’m a realist and … More I’d do you!
My husband and I recently had a new experience that had been recommended to us by friends for decades. We had our first pedicure. For years friends had suggested we try it because they told us it was relaxing and a pampering experience. The fact that I have always had one of the ugliest pairs … More Eye of the Beholder
One of the things I learned in grade school was the concept of America as a melting pot. The idea that people from all over the world, regardless of their nationality, race or religion came together to make a stronger nation was powerful to me. I have never changed my view. Over the past few … More Welcome to America
Some time ago, I had to use a public urinal. Before going further, it is important that I explain a little about urinal etiquette. Most men will recognize these rules but women may not be aware of these gender specific guidelines. When a man is standing at a public urinal, especially when the location has … More Urinal Etiquette
I worked on my own at the retail gig yesterday. Toward the end of my day while waiting for my replacement, I got a call to action by my bladder (a call which should be understood by anyone reading this). However, I continued to get customers and, as a result, kept putting off the call. … More OMG, Let me in!!
Today I shared my favorite retail story with a group of young men who were resting in the shoe department. Unfortunately, my manager overheard the end of the story and the words “weed” and “dope” were added to the list of words I’m not supposed to use with customers. A short note about my manager. … More Story Time
Recently at my retail gig, a woman sought out my advice on pajamas for her husband. I explained that I haven’t worn pajamas for over 40 years. As a result, I don’t have any personal experience with sleepwear in the store. I told her I couldn’t even imagine how much money I had saved over … More Short Clips
I thought I would share the story of my birth which is putting together information shared with me by my mother and embedded memories. As I started developing a consciousness in the womb I found I had everything I wanted and needed. It was warm, comfortable, all the food I could eat and I even … More On the Occasion of My Birth
This evening while working at my retail gig, it was busy but nothing that couldn’t be handled easily. That is until the gentleman I work with went to lunch. About five minutes later all hell broke loose. It was as if a city bus stopped right outside our department. First, multiple guys all wanted shoes … More Keep Em’ Moving
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